It happens every spring. Your otherwise normal fellow or husband metamorphoses into thing that resembles the zombies in the cult classic "Night of the Living Dead!"

There are some things that take place BEFORE this happens. First, you learn that your cable or satellite television statement has much than quadrupled. Don't worry, it wish revert to normal after the Earth Series in the fall (unless he's a football fanatic as well). After all can't miss a game simply because it's on "pay per view."

Second, check out your credit card statement. His reclining chair must be replaced with a newer, sturdier model. It simply has to stand up to the wear and tear created by slamming fists and frequent jumping on the seat.

Third, your